I was trying to help my boyfriend find his wallet - he left it somewhere in his apartment - when I discovered a certain type of "toy" in his bedside table. At first, I wasn't sure what it was but it only took a moment to realize it was one of those disgusting pocket pussies! I yelled at him over the phone, telling him how I considered this disgusting habit a form a cheating! What a jerk, this is totally worse than porn!

As he tried to explain, an odd static starting coming through the phone. I tried to talk through it but every time I lifted it to my face it was loud...and it made ... Show more