"There you are!" your step-mom says, plopping down on the couch in front of you, "We need to talk," she says. You think you must have done something wrong, but she says no, laughing. You ask if its the sex talk, cause step-dad already had that! But she laughs again, "No, sweetie, it's not a sex talk. It's the masturbation talk!"

You think you must have misheard her, but she goes on to tell you that she and your step-father both had the masturbation talk with their parents, and they think it's a perfect method of making sure no unwanted pregnancies or STIs occur while you're still... Show more