Your step-mother has always been such a bitch. Trying to ground you, giving you unreasonable curfews and house rules. But your step-father never let her get away with it...and now he's gone. Died. Sudden Cardiac Arrest while auditioning new talent for the family business. See your step-dad has owned a titty bar since before you were born. In fact, your step-mom used to dance there! Before she turned into an ultra bitch and lost every ounce of fun in her body.

You come home from a nightcap with some sympathetic friends after the funeral to find your step-mother, just home from the w... Show more