You've been meaning to visit your step-mom lately. You have a surprise for her: a new and exciting type of gum you've been working on at your lab. You know she'll be the perfect test subject. She's very tightly wound, and indeed when you show up to see her, she's fretting about the "world today," telling you all about how doomed American society, with its loose morals and slutty women. A perfect state to have her in for the firs trial! You offer her a piece of gum, telling her it's calming, and watching eagerly as she chews and remarks on its bitter taste. You tell her that it's the effect... Show more