Every year, you have to get a physical for school sports, which is never really a big deal...but this year, things have changed. It's like you can't feel a gentle breeze across the front of your pants without getting a huge boner! Not that you're complaining but its gotten much bigger and its a lot harder to hide...plus, your doctor is pretty, and you're sure that when she checks you for a hernia, you're going to get a big one. You're not sure you can handle that level of embarrassment, so you go to your step-mom, hoping maybe she can forge the signature or take to the doctor about skipping... Show more