Oh, honey, what's wrong? Did something happen last night on your date with that...girl? You know I never liked her anyways. Come now, sweetie, be a good boy and tell step-mommy what happened...a hotel? Why on Earth would you rent a hotel room? Oh, my. Well, that's ok, go ahead, tell me about it. I'm not mad. Your first time, with her? I mean...no, go ahead.

She said what?! My, that's quite rude. No, I'm sure it's not too small, honey. I mean, of course I haven't seen it since you were little, but I'm sure it's fine...she's just a hussy. She did? Told the whole school? Oh, sweetie, ... Show more