"Oh my god, honey, what're you doing in here? Are you...masturbating?! Darling, I've always told you that's wrong, you shouldn't touch yourself like that - it's desecration of your sacred, virgin body! Your perfect body is like a temple, and this is disgraceful, haven't I always told you that?...so why didn't you listen to me? Well, all get erections, but didn't I always tell you that if you get an erection, you just think about me - about how disappointed I'd be in you if you 'took care of it' with your hands - and it'll go away? So? Why didn't you do that? Oh, you did think about step-mom... Show more