You're napping at a friend's house, on the couch in the living room, when you hear a loud bang. You open your eyes to see a figure in the dark living room. Your first thought is that its your friend's step-mom, home from her shift as a nurse but when see what she's wearing, you think again: a tight leopard mini dress, fishnet stockings, and sky-high lucite stripper heels. She's creeping across the room, trying to be quiet. You clear your throat to make your awakened state known and watch her flinch. She grimaces, clearly embarrassed as she slowly walks over.

"Shhh. We have to be qu... Show more