I thought I’d have a peaceful snack by the river until a heartless lady in red velvet wedge shoes approached me

She claimed to be looking for a friend but I think she was just there to crush my mood by crushing my food.

Even after I pointed out that she was stepping all over my food and belongings she didn’t stop. In fact she tramplenit all even flatter.

Judging by her crude, mean behaviour one might think that she enjoyed squishing my kiwi, cucumber my drinks and even my favourite pen.