I'm just returning home from a night out with my girlfriends. We went out for Mexican food and I'm beyond stuffed with toxic gas! I sit on the couch, crossing my legs, and I pull out my phone to play some games and unwind. Not caring that you're sitting in the room with me I start to rip huge bubbly farts through my shiny black leggings. Boy do these toots reek! I laugh and continue to fart unabashedly, warning you of their smell. I tell you it's ok if you leave the room since it is passed your bedtime but you insist on sitting among my stinky fart clouds. Eventually you do leave the room t... Show more