I never knew being so sexy could be a crime. Here I am... Minding my own business and living my dream life. I live in an upscale community with neighbors that seems to all be jealous of my sexiness. Sometimes, I do tend to leave the windows open and yea my neighbors have been flashed by me on numerous occasions.... But to call the "BELLY JELLY PATROL" is outrageous! Officer NORMA STITZ pops up at my door and she is ready to make a bust. She brings her special measuring tape to see if a size on this belly could be determined and it just could not happen. I try to shake my big belly out of troub... Show more