It’s almost fall, which means I’m going to start transitioning from shorts back into long pants. I decided to go through my closet to try on some of my old pants to gauge what I need to buy this year. I’m glad I got an early start because apparently I’m much bigger than I was the last time I wore these pants! It’s a total workout trying to get them on, and I’m left breathless while I struggle to fit my huge ass and belly in them. SPOILER ALERT: these pants absolutely will not button! L