I was on a trip out of town, staying at a hotel. I had big plans for the evening, and was going to hit the strip clubs to see what kind of fun could be had. But when I left my hotel room, I forgot my wallet. I went back to the room, only to find this cute little 18-year old redhead in the room. She was obviously hiding something behind her back... which was the money I'd had in my wallet! She wanted to keep it for rent. I said I had plans to go to the clubs, and so she asked me, "What can you get at the clubs that you can't get right here?"

I couldn't argue with her logic, particul... Show more