It's birthday week! No, not yours my lover Ben and you're going to get him a gift card to my favourite lingerie store. Oh and your important work function that you really wanted me to go to, didn't you forget, Ben and I are going to our favourite spa retreat? Also, there'll be new arrangement soon too, me and Ben will be spending the weekends together! It's good for you because you can clean up the house, do all the chores and the bonus is you won't be able to hear me and Ben fucking upstairs anymore, but we'll send you the tapes!