No one audits me! Least of the all the money-grabbing pig of a taxman. I order the pig to bend over the table and take him from behind. Hard. If he thinks I'm cheating, well, looks like he's cheating now...on his conservative wife! Then I position him on his back and slowly slide my cock into his tight pussy. He moans like the bitch he is. He's enjoying this kinky adventure- his cock is getting hard. Then I give him a good straight pounding, and lucky for him, I have a ripping orgasm. Otherwise, I would have charged HIM double.