Aww, poor losers! you've missed Me so much over these past few months, haven't you? Well let Me start by telling you how much I care... HAHAHAHA. I couldn't care less, actually... and it's been amazing to sit back and watch My bank account grow without even having to lift a finger. That's right! Even though I have put out like... 5 clips in the last how ever many months, I'm still making THOUSANDS of dollars off you losers each month. I could probably go on like this forever and retire now, since I know there are so many of you losers out there who are completely obsessed with Me! You keep ...

Aww, poor losers! you've missed Me so much over these past few months, haven't you? Well let Me start by telling you how much I care... HAHAHAHA. I couldn't care less, actually... and it's been amazing to sit back and watch My bank account grow without even having to lift a finger. That's right! Even though I have put out like... 5 clips in the last how ever many months, I'm still making THOUSANDS of dollars off you losers each month. I could probably go on like this forever and retire now, since I know there are so many of you losers out there who are completely obsessed with Me! You keep buying the same clips, over and over again, like the obsessed moron you are! Well, today is your lucky day because I've decided to make you a BRAND NEW CLIP! And you will thank Me for it, like a good bitch! You're welcome, idiots!