your parents have hired Me to babysit you this weekend and they're paying Me a pretty good chunk of change. But when I meet you I'm completely taken back.. you're a grown man?! Why in the world would a GROWN man need a baby sitter?! Wait a second, what was that noise? it sounded like a diaper... omg, are you wearing a diaper?! I can't even believe this is happening, I have to call My friends and tell them all about this! Just when I think it's about as bad as it could get, I realize I smell a little something FUNKY in the air. Did you p.oop in your diaper?! OMG! Do I need to baby talk to you?!...

your parents have hired Me to babysit you this weekend and they're paying Me a pretty good chunk of change. But when I meet you I'm completely taken back.. you're a grown man?! Why in the world would a GROWN man need a baby sitter?! Wait a second, what was that noise? it sounded like a diaper... omg, are you wearing a diaper?! I can't even believe this is happening, I have to call My friends and tell them all about this! Just when I think it's about as bad as it could get, I realize I smell a little something FUNKY in the air. Did you p.oop in your diaper?! OMG! Do I need to baby talk to you?! Is your little baby diaper all full with p.oo-p.oo?! Ewww and is that a little baby stiffy?! Gross!! Well guess what, little diaper boi?! No matter how much your parent's paid Me, I don't DO diapers. This weekend you're gonna have to learn to change yourself. Now start by entertaining Me by cooing and crawling around on the floor while you suck your little baby thumb! After I make you show Me your pee-pee it all starts to make sense! HA!! your in a diaper because your little micro-dick wasn't made for anything except to wear diapers - and they fit you perfectly!! HAHAH!!