What is it about pigtails that drives you idiots crazy? All it takes is one look at My cute face with these pigtails, and you're BEGGING to spend. But you know what I really want, right? I want you to spend A LOT tonight.. I want amazon gift card, after gift card, after gift card. I want you to pay, pay, pay until you're in over your head. The best part is, you're so fucking easy too... doing exactly as I say. What really makes Me happy is when you go into bankruptcy and complete financial ruin ALL for Me and My pigtails. Bankrupt for Pigtails.