I've called you here today to do one thing and one thing only: CLEAN the bottoms of My filthy flip-flops. I want you to open your mouth and use your tongue to clean every square inch of these disgusting sandals. I just got back from vacation where I wore these the entire time. Walking around in the hot sun all day, My feet SWEATING profusely. In fact, now that I think about it, after doing all that walking I am in DESPERATE need of a pedicure. Maybe I should make you rub My feet and clean between My toes with your tongue?! BAHAHAHA.. you fucking wish!!! However, I will give you the opportunity...

I've called you here today to do one thing and one thing only: CLEAN the bottoms of My filthy flip-flops. I want you to open your mouth and use your tongue to clean every square inch of these disgusting sandals. I just got back from vacation where I wore these the entire time. Walking around in the hot sun all day, My feet SWEATING profusely. In fact, now that I think about it, after doing all that walking I am in DESPERATE need of a pedicure. Maybe I should make you rub My feet and clean between My toes with your tongue?! BAHAHAHA.. you fucking wish!!! However, I will give you the opportunity to purchase these exact flip-flops from Me. Make Me an offer, foot bitch, and your dreams might come true!