you just returned from your deployment overseas to find that not only did your wife forget to pick you up from the airport, but I'm not even excited to see you. I couldn't care less... you've been gone for 2 years and while you were gone I met someone. Actually, I'm happier now than ever before!! It's because of you that I met Steve and we've been having just the BEST time ever!! Steve satisfies Me in ways you NEVER could. But now, things are all better because I have him to do everything for Me. In fact, I guess I kinda have you to thank for My happiness... if you hadn't been shipped off who ... Show more