I could tell from the moment I met you that you’re one of those dorks who gets off on women’s feet. I remember the way you were staring at My feet when I was wearing those peep toe sandals! What a LOSER!! What kind of man is into feet?! You’re total foot dork who is obsessed with My perfect feet! I bet you’re so obsessed with My feet that I can get you to do My homework this semester?! Maybe in exchange I’ll let you massage and worship My feet, if you’re good! It’s a perfect deal, wouldn’t you say?! I have quite the load of homework in My writing class.. and you’re going to do it all!! I kn...

I could tell from the moment I met you that you’re one of those dorks who gets off on women’s feet. I remember the way you were staring at My feet when I was wearing those peep toe sandals! What a LOSER!! What kind of man is into feet?! You’re total foot dork who is obsessed with My perfect feet! I bet you’re so obsessed with My feet that I can get you to do My homework this semester?! Maybe in exchange I’ll let you massage and worship My feet, if you’re good! It’s a perfect deal, wouldn’t you say?! I have quite the load of homework in My writing class.. and you’re going to do it all!! I know you can’t resist My feet, so you better get ready to work hard for them this semester!