It's officially Chanukah and I'm here to help you celebrate such a wonderful occasion! I am your perfect BLONDE GODDESS... far from being Jewish in every way possible, but I want to help you celebrate Chanukah this year the CORRECT way. Let's start by making you forsake your religion and SPEND your hard-earned money on ME! When you go to temple do you ever see girls who look like Me? Nope. Tha's because jewish girls don't look this good, that' why you're serving ME this Chanukah! I can't help but mock and ridicule your religion during this special time of year... hahaha... Happy Chanukah!! And...

It's officially Chanukah and I'm here to help you celebrate such a wonderful occasion! I am your perfect BLONDE GODDESS... far from being Jewish in every way possible, but I want to help you celebrate Chanukah this year the CORRECT way. Let's start by making you forsake your religion and SPEND your hard-earned money on ME! When you go to temple do you ever see girls who look like Me? Nope. Tha's because jewish girls don't look this good, that' why you're serving ME this Chanukah! I can't help but mock and ridicule your religion during this special time of year... hahaha... Happy Chanukah!! And be sure to visit My wishlist TinyUrl(DOT)c0m/LynesWishlist4Jews