Look at that bald head of yours... god it makes Me sick. All you bald losers are SO fucking irritating... who do you think you're fooling?! NO ONE! You have no chance of ever getting a hot girl like Me, with that nasty bald head of yours. See, women like Me like men with a nice full head of hair, exactly what you DON'T have. When you go bald, it's not sexy at all. You start to do the comb-over but you're not fooling anyone. You're just irritating everyone around you. You really should just bite the bullet and BIC-it! And then once you do shave your head, you look like a fucking cue ball! HAHA!...

Look at that bald head of yours... god it makes Me sick. All you bald losers are SO fucking irritating... who do you think you're fooling?! NO ONE! You have no chance of ever getting a hot girl like Me, with that nasty bald head of yours. See, women like Me like men with a nice full head of hair, exactly what you DON'T have. When you go bald, it's not sexy at all. You start to do the comb-over but you're not fooling anyone. You're just irritating everyone around you. You really should just bite the bullet and BIC-it! And then once you do shave your head, you look like a fucking cue ball! HAHA!! Even more pathetic!! Damned if you do, damned if you don't! you try so hard and yet you always end up looking like a total idiot whose head should be used as a foot stool, and that's it. Oh and maybe we could use your head as a makeup mirror or to just slap around for the hell of it, that would be fun, wouldn't it?