Look at the dirty little ass muncher down on his knees ready to worship BOTH our assholes. You're so twisted you actually prefer our assholes to be DIRTY... SWEATY... Covered in, don't you? Ewwww... what kind of twisted person wants to worship dirty assholes? A fucking TOILET, that's what kind of person. That's exactly what you are - a dirty, disgusting, human TOILET and since we no longer need toilet paper, you will become our human toilet paper. Now get to work because we had burritos earlier and there's quite the mess to clean up!