My slave girl came over today and I decided to have some fun with Her. First I her to get down on all fours.. bark like a ... sit pretty... pant... then crawl around all over My hardwood floor while I laugh at her as I lounge on My nice expensive leather sofa. Who would've known this silly could even make great and c0w noises to go along with those barks?! Geeezus, she's actually somewhat entertaining! I might even consider canceling My HBO subscription and use her as My sole form of entertainment. On second thought... no thanks. But for now she is pretty entertaining. After I'm done having he... Show more