I was feeling kinda frisky so I set up a profile on match.com to find a man to take Me out on the town tonight. When he shows up at My door I am blown away by his LACK of height!! This loser told Me he was 6'2" and he's nowhere even CLOSE to that!! There is nothing I despise more than a shrimpy little idiot who thinks he can date a tall girl like Me. Did he think I was just going to brush it off when she showed up at My door looking like a pre-pubescent freak?! Since there's no way I'll date this little shrimp, I decide to teach him a lesson. he might not make a good date but he sure does make... Show more