You want more attention from Me? Well here you go... here’s a clip where I ease you into a little bit of self-humiliation & CBT. Losers like you can only get attention from hot girls like Me, when you’re paying and entertaining us. Some of you might be a bit new to the whole “self humiliation & cbt” game, so here’s a fairly tame clip where I walk you through doing a handful of humiliating tasks for Me. Why? Because I can! Plus it’s pretty hilarious too. PS - Make sure you have a permanent marker and a spatula nearby.