I'm here to babysit you, but first I'm going to lay down some ground rules. FIRST and FOREMOST, I don't do diapers. Your step-mommy told Me that you're on your last diaper and someone needs to run to the store to get you a new pack of clean diapers. NO WAY. I am NOT going to be heading to the store to get you diapers, instead I am waiting on My man to get here because I'm ditching you tonight. I know, I was supposed to babysit the poor little diaper boy, aww boo hoo!! In fact, I'm going to make you drink extra water right now so you can get that already saturated diaper EXTRA soaked. And then ...

I'm here to babysit you, but first I'm going to lay down some ground rules. FIRST and FOREMOST, I don't do diapers. Your step-mommy told Me that you're on your last diaper and someone needs to run to the store to get you a new pack of clean diapers. NO WAY. I am NOT going to be heading to the store to get you diapers, instead I am waiting on My man to get here because I'm ditching you tonight. I know, I was supposed to babysit the poor little diaper boy, aww boo hoo!! In fact, I'm going to make you drink extra water right now so you can get that already saturated diaper EXTRA soaked. And then YOU will crawl yourself to the pharmacy to get your OWN diapers. Oh and while you're at it, pick up some diaper rash ointment because I'm pretty sure you're going to need it. See, tonight I'm going out with My man while you sit home with your tiny little baby dick tucked away in your messed diaper. Actually, why don't you pull down that messy diaper and show Me how teeny-tiny your pee-pee REALLY is?! I mean, that IS why you're in a diaper to begin with, isn't it? Yes!! I can't wait to bring My man back here later tonight and show him what I'm dealing with here! **includes baby-talk and SPH**