I come home from the beach to find you, My landlord, in My apartment. I know, I’m a bit late on My rent, but you being here is totally illegal. I’m wearing barely anything and I don’t feel comfortable with you here right now. As I try to leave and change into more “appropriate clothing,” you stop Me. OMG... you’re such a creep and I knew it from the second I signed this lease. Ooh... but just wait... I’m totally going to turn the tables on you!! I have evidence AND witnesses all backing up what a total inappropriate pervert you’ve been. I know you came here to evict Me.. but guess what is N... Show more