It's someone's birthday today!!! Yes, one special little bitch is getting EXTRA ripped off on his SPECIAL day! Happy birthday loser!! I'm not even going to tell you what this clip is about, but rest assured, it's a TOTAL FUCKING RIPOFF!!! And you WILL buy it, won't you?! Of course you will, you LIVE for being taken advantage of and RIPPED off by Me, especially on your BIRTHDAY! Hahaha.. Happy birthday to you, bitch!

PS - just a little hint - you better get your tongue ready, loser, because you'll be cleaning My favorite pair of dirty boots!