Listen dork, girls who look like Me, don't go for losers like you! You're a total WIMP! I can bench more than you in My rest, dork!! I am a hot girl who would never give a puny little dork the time of day. I couldn't help but laugh when I saw you trying to impress Me at the gym lifting weights. Everyone at the gym even knows that you're just a puny little dork who grunts while benching 50 lbs! Hahahah.. . in fact, it disgusts Me! What makes you think it's okay to go to the gym to perv out on hot girls like Me?! Gross!! You need A LOT of work to be on the same level as the guys I'm attracted to...

Listen dork, girls who look like Me, don't go for losers like you! You're a total WIMP! I can bench more than you in My rest, dork!! I am a hot girl who would never give a puny little dork the time of day. I couldn't help but laugh when I saw you trying to impress Me at the gym lifting weights. Everyone at the gym even knows that you're just a puny little dork who grunts while benching 50 lbs! Hahahah.. . in fact, it disgusts Me! What makes you think it's okay to go to the gym to perv out on hot girls like Me?! Gross!! You need A LOT of work to be on the same level as the guys I'm attracted to. In fact, I don't even know if it's humanly possible for a pathetic little geek like you to impress someone like Me. But I do know exactly what you need to be transformed into a little bit more of a "man." I'll be your personal trainer, you wimpy loser, but you will be paying Me a HIGH rate! I'll help you gain a little more muscle and you'll even get to gawk over Me while I jog on the treadmill. You're welcome!