I finish a nice long workout whenI go to reach for My water bottle and realize there's this PESKY little bug on top. Wait, that's not a BUG.... That's a tiny little human! OMG, you are so tiny and miniscule. How did you even get here? I just left the gym and all I want to do is sit at home and relax, and I see some tiny little creep the size of a bug latched on to My water bottle lid, ugh!! WAIT... you look JUST like My ex boy friend... wait, it IS My ex boy friend!!! you look so pathetic and tiny... so weak and helpless. I knew you always wanted to get back with Me.... well now it's time I ge... Show more