Here I am in My bathroom, just staring at Myself in the mirror. I mean... wouldn't you do the same if you looked like Me? Just look at My hair, it's perfect. Everything about Me is perfect. I'm going out tonight with My girl friends, but I thought I'd spend a few minutes in front of the mirror just admiring how BEAUTIFUL and PERFECT I am. Can you imagine how much I LOVE looking in the mirror? I powder My nose, but aside from that, there's nothing left to be done. I am as perfect as can be. Maybe I'll brush My hair for a few more minutes as I admire My own reflection. Don't you wish you could b... Show more