There's no way your wife is clueless about our relationship here. She has to know your addiction to My clips. She has to know that you fantasize about Me while you're with her. In fact, this holiday season I'm going to allow you to buy her something to keep her happy. FINALLY! This is th efirst time I've allowed you to spend on your own wife in... how long?? Then again, of course it's nothing special. I would actually be offended if you bought Me the exact same gift, but I know your wife will be so impressed. I actually think she should be thanking ME this Christmas. She should be thanking Me ...

There's no way your wife is clueless about our relationship here. She has to know your addiction to My clips. She has to know that you fantasize about Me while you're with her. In fact, this holiday season I'm going to allow you to buy her something to keep her happy. FINALLY! This is th efirst time I've allowed you to spend on your own wife in... how long?? Then again, of course it's nothing special. I would actually be offended if you bought Me the exact same gift, but I know your wife will be so impressed. I actually think she should be thanking ME this Christmas. She should be thanking Me every single day that you're still with her. If it wasn't for Me and My videos, you probably would've left her by now. So this holiday season I want you BOTH thanking Me for allowing you to keep your marriage. Of course thanking Me includes SPENDING on Me. And I want A LOT. Since I know that spending on ME gives you purpose, I want you to really show Me how thankful you are. You're welcome!