You and I have been such good friends for a while now so I figured since you're a guy and all, it would be helpful to see what you think of My new dress for My first date. When I start showing off My dress I notice you're getting a hard-on. WOW... you're basically like one of the girls. I bet it's been a while since you've gotten laid, huh? How long? Wait ... have you EVER had sex?? EVER?? WHAAAT?!?!?!?! You're a virgin!?!?!?! LOL! OMG I've NEVER met a real-life virgin before!! Awe you poor thing... every time I tell you about those men I'm fucking you can't even relate in the slightest! I can... Show more