I'm on vacation and I've decided to prop the phone up behind the soap dispenser and allow you a little peek into My luxury vacation. Don't you love knowing that you pay for these vacations and yet I barely even allow you a glimpse into My life? Your view is completely obstructed but you'll still buy this clip because you can't help but LOVE knowing I'm naked behind it all and you're helping to finance My luxurious lifestyle.

I'm on vacation and I've decided to prop the phone up behind the soap dispenser and allow you a little peek into My luxury vacation. Don't you love knowing that you pay for these vacations and yet I barely even allow you a glimpse into My life? Your view is completely obstructed but you'll still buy this clip because you can't help but LOVE knowing I'm naked behind it all and you're helping to finance My luxurious lifestyle.