We've been keeping tabs on you, mr. bossman. Ever since we started at the company we've noticed you constantly making passes at us. We've documented EVERYTHING and now we're turning the tables on you because we know you can't deny us. Not only are a total per who fantasizes about us CONSTANTLY, but you're office couldn't function without us. We want a raise we want EXTRA paid time off, and that's not all... just sign on the dotted line :)