Not yet convinced that his dumb made up martial arts just don't work, Van tries yet again with "Vankwando". Placing an ad to teach this "style" of fighting. Answering his ad is Gia who is a proficient & avid mixed martial artist always looking for new styles to master. Showing up in a blue gi ready for action, the lesson begins immediately. Trying a rear attack, Van is quickly thrown to the floor. Realizing she is a little more advanced than he thought, he tries a frontal & is met with a size 6 foot to the solar plexus which knocks him to the floor. Gia pushes him on his back with her foot and...

Not yet convinced that his dumb made up martial arts just don't work, Van tries yet again with "Vankwando". Placing an ad to teach this "style" of fighting. Answering his ad is Gia who is a proficient & avid mixed martial artist always looking for new styles to master. Showing up in a blue gi ready for action, the lesson begins immediately. Trying a rear attack, Van is quickly thrown to the floor. Realizing she is a little more advanced than he thought, he tries a frontal & is met with a size 6 foot to the solar plexus which knocks him to the floor. Gia pushes him on his back with her foot and presses it deep into his chest to let him know she is no novice. Trying a sneak attack from his knees, sensei-less Van gets trapped in a headlock until Gia drops him to the ground. Then he is met with a few slaps to the face from Gia's gi belt. Not the brightest bulb in the box, Van tries another sneak attack & is met with a frontal choke followed by a vicious knee to the midsection. Once on the ground, Gia unleashes a fury of stomps & punches to his stomach before burying her sexy foot in his throat. Tired of this assclown's antics, Gia decides to show him a little Gia-jitsu. Starting off with a few kicks to the face before locking him in a brutal armbar. Letting him go, she listens to his pleas for mercy. Not content to lick his wounds & "fight" another day, Van tries one last futile sneak attack. Gia catches him in a front face lock & delivers 2 vicious knees to the midsection. Taking off her gi top, Gia stands in a victory pose over the hapless moron. Then she makes him kiss & worship her biceps. He sucks at that too, so she places him in a rear naked choke & puts his lights out. A final victory pose with a foot on his neck & then Gia leaves napping ugly in dreamland.