Shayne comes home early and catches you jacking off to porn. You are in big trouble now. Because you disobeyed, YOU have to wear the dress she was going to wear tonight. And since you want to watch porn, you're going to go into a porno store wearing your little red dress and makeup and you'll be a video booth whore. You're going to blow the guys in the video booths for $5 each. You'll give her the money and she'll laugh at you. Maybe then you'll know who's boss. Put your makeup on. Let's go, whore.