While you're by stinky family and watching them stuff their faces, I'm traveling, living a life of leisure. While you're listening to screaming rugrats, I'm floating in the pool. While you're alone crying into your Campbells soup, my boyfriend is eating My sweet pussy. I know. And that's why this Thanksgiving you must pay a Lonely Loser Fine.

While you're by stinky family and watching them stuff their faces, I'm traveling, living a life of leisure. While you're listening to screaming rugrats, I'm floating in the pool. While you're alone crying into your Campbells soup, my boyfriend is eating My sweet pussy. I know. And that's why this Thanksgiving you must pay a Lonely Loser Fine.