Join me for a nice cigar! I'm enjoying every minute of it, right from the time I slowly unwrap it and slip that nice hard stiff stogie out of it's clear wrapper. Oh, it feels and smells so good! I just love running my tongue over it and my lips, and my bright red fingernails! But I know, I'm supposed to light it up and smoke it, so I do, and it tastes as good as I knew it would! Oh, you really have to join me, don't make me enjoy this all by myself!