First I need to put lotion on my pretty feet so I don't get a run in my new stockings, cause I've got a new pair of pantyhose, and these will be simple to put on. I mean, they're big enough even for my fat ass to get into, and they have 2 seams in the back so there's no way to screw that up, right? WRONG! lmao, I manage to put them on backwards and have to take them off and put them on again!