While wearing my deep dark shiny purple lipstick I verbally insult you and laugh at you. I'm so annoyed by men like you with nothing to offer. You have absolutely nothing interesting about you even less with what's between your legs. I tell you how disgusting unsatisfying you are, baby dick. I will be gracious enough tell you the kind of dick that does turn me on, the kind that actually gets me wet. Something that you could never be for me no matter how hard you try...but I will tell you what you can do for me....what all men...like you can do...."