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I am such a fan- I love your vids so much. Especially the ones with full-blown colds.

Would you consider making me a 3-minute video with what amounts to be a nose full of the nose-iest, sneeziest, blowiest, Honking-est cold you’ve ever had?

You have videos with a really red nose. I love that - (why? Who knows I’m weird I guess :) but this would need to go to the next level. Like really chapped looking on both of your lovely nostrils. The key is to make them look sore from massive cold blowing (make-up is fine) if It helps. Wouldn’t want you ...

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I am such a fan- I love your vids so much. Especially the ones with full-blown colds.

Would you consider making me a 3-minute video with what amounts to be a nose full of the nose-iest, sneeziest, blowiest, Honking-est cold you’ve ever had?

You have videos with a really red nose. I love that - (why? Who knows I’m weird I guess :) but this would need to go to the next level. Like really chapped looking on both of your lovely nostrils. The key is to make them look sore from massive cold blowing (make-up is fine) if It helps. Wouldn’t want you hurting your nose unnecessarily ;). Shot close up if possible - just so I can really see the cold in full bloom.

The text should have laying in bed- sick with a cold and you telling me all about the sore “doze” you’ve picked up from this cold. Talk all “dazelly” and show me all the blown tissues. Using terms like "code id by doze" and "this "doze cold is killig be" will be so great. Seriously, this cold needs to be like nothing you’ve ever had. You literally can’t breathe thru the nose. Ns and ms are all “bessed” up and you can only honk with all the blowing. Question...ive heard you honk...is that OK for you?

I’d LOVE it if you could do something special- Stifling into a tissue with a loud honk right after would be FANTASTIC. Literally a stifle right into a loud honk. OmG.

Just a full-on Blow-fest with major - stuffiness, and the reddest nose ever.