Oh my god... you are not going to be believe what happened on the school trip. I'm in big trouble. I've messed up big time. Have you heard what the Headmistress does if you get sent to her office? She uses the CANE. On your *bare bottom*. It doesn't bear thinking about! I've never been punished before. I'm really scared. You'll look after me won't you? I'll come back afterwards and tell you all about it. PLEASE don't tell anyone, it's just too embarrassing!