I went to a party but ended up so gassy I had to go looking for a quiet room somewhere in the house it was almost impossible but I finally found one to let my gas out in private, or so I thought, I start letting my loud farts out one by one. Trying to push them all out so I can get back down to the party. then I see you moving in the curtains! probably trying to control your boner you perv! I can't believe you just hid in there sniffing my farts! well at least come out & make yourself useful my now fart slave.