I enter the bathroom thinking I have bad gas or need to . I'm naked and my breasts are full and heavy as I sit upon the porcelain throne. I let out a strong stream of pee and absentmindedly play with my nipples which are hard in the cold October air. I push, trying to hurry things along, but nothing seems to want to leave my bowels. I try my squating on the seat technique but soon realize it's just not time. A few wipes and I'm clean, ready to get back to my evening.