My heels clack against the linoleum as I show off my adorable, sexy size 6.5 feet. Do you like these heels? I've never worn them before. They're so cute, and oh so sexy. They make me want to crush things. Squish them down under my heel and be destroyed.

I grab a handful of cereal and drop it on the floor. It's stale and it will crunch extra loudly under my shoes. I step onto the cereal and put my full weight on it slowly as it crushes beneath me. Mmmmm, my favorite sound. I continue crushing the cereal, getting more and more into it until it's all gone.