Welcome, my pathetic little virgin. You've stumbled into my domain, a place where your deepest insecurities will be laid bare, and your worthless existence will be thoroughly dissected. I am your owner, and I'm about to take you on a journey that will confirm what you've always known: you are an utter failure when it comes to sex and attraction. Your personality is so repulsive that even the thought of you with a woman is laughable. Prepare yourself for a descent into humiliation so profound that your only companion will be the tight grip of your own fist.

Welcome, my pathetic little virgin. You've stumbled into my domain, a place where your deepest insecurities will be laid bare, and your worthless existence will be thoroughly dissected. I am your owner, and I'm about to take you on a journey that will confirm what you've always known: you are an utter failure when it comes to sex and attraction. Your personality is so repulsive that even the thought of you with a woman is laughable. Prepare yourself for a descent into humiliation so profound that your only companion will be the tight grip of your own fist.