Listen up, you pathetic little worm. It's that time of year again—the holidays. A time for joy, warmth, and togetherness. But not for you. Oh no, you're going to spend this holiday season exactly how you deserve to: alone, miserable, and humiliated.

You're a worthless, impotent loser. No woman in her right mind would spend a single moment with you, let alone get laid. Your itty bitty little clitty is useless, and you know it. This holiday, you're going to cry in the corner of your room, jerking off that pathetic excuse for a dick.

Listen up, you pathetic little worm. It's that time of year again—the holidays. A time for joy, warmth, and togetherness. But not for you. Oh no, you're going to spend this holiday season exactly how you deserve to: alone, miserable, and humiliated.

You're a worthless, impotent loser. No woman in her right mind would spend a single moment with you, let alone get laid. Your itty bitty little clitty is useless, and you know it. This holiday, you're going to cry in the corner of your room, jerking off that pathetic excuse for a dick.